I wish my kids would…wear what I tell them

I have an admission to make. It’s something that will surprise none of the people that know me and won’t even raise an eyebrow for when my wife reads this. Basically, “I have little to no fashion sense.” Me personally, jeans, sneakers a t-shirt and hoodie is enough to get me by on around 90% [click to read more]

 
I wish my kids would…leave the @#$%&*# Christmas tree alone!

I love Christmas, I always have and I always will. And I think by adding kids to the mix, it’s makes the “yuletide” just that little bit more special. The excitement in the air on Christmas Eve, the way their mood changes when you wake them up and tell them it’s Christmas and Santa’s been, [click to read more]

 
I wish my kids would…stop playing in the mud

What exactly is the attraction to mud for kids? I mean, its dirty, its filthy, it’s a pain to get out of clothes and on the odd times, its smells like dog poo (for obvious reasons). You can have an entire field of dry grass and dirt, with a tiny section of mud, and my [click to read more]

 
I wish my kids would…stop eating the world!

What’s the rule in your part of the country? 3 seconds? 5 seconds? 10 seconds? More? How long can piece of food be on the ground, before you can pick it back up and eat it? The general consensus among my kids is 3. Days. Yes that’s right, days. Now before you start thinking that [click to read more]

 
I wish my kids would…stop using diversion tactics

My son, at the nice age of (very almost) 2, seems to have discovered his tongue and his voice.  It seems like in the past 6 or so weeks, he’s turned extremely parrot like and his words have just gotten that much clearer.  In that time he’s also developed a very deliberate diversion tactic. It’s [click to read more]

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